Friday, September 24, 2004
Attention one and allsome! The time has come to stand up and make your voice heard! The time has come to prove what democracy stands for! It is time to practice our hard-won voice of freedom, to take the world into our own hands! The time has come to step into the future, today! It is time to make choices that will change the state of the nation and possibly or definitely the world and universe! It is time to rock the vote! The time has come--- To vote for me as a student council member at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts! You'd better, biatchos. Lola offers you her protection. I'ma go make flyers. |
Saturday, September 18, 2004
Ladies and Jellyspoons, I have received my first official blog-related request! It comes in an e-mail from my darling Mars, and therefore might not count, as me and Mars are never not demanding something from each other. That something is usually either drawings of pirate unicorn rock stars, a face for punching, or maybe even stolen jam. Anyhow, Mars writes:
I forcefully demand that you include Rivers Cuomo in your blog's loveweek. Maybe he doesn't deserve it because you never picked his valentines as the sucky ones, but he deserves it because he loves rocking and opera and ball bouncing and damnit, he's hot.That is all.
No, Mars, that is NOT all. Go steal me some jam.
I forcefully demand that you include Rivers Cuomo in your blog's loveweek. Maybe he doesn't deserve it because you never picked his valentines as the sucky ones, but he deserves it because he loves rocking and opera and ball bouncing and damnit, he's hot.That is all.
No, Mars, that is NOT all. Go steal me some jam.
Friday, September 17, 2004
Brian Bedford, I love you.
Also, Friday night jumbalaya parties, I love you too. Especially when you are made by someone other than me, like Tricia. Mmm, southern things.
Also, Friday night jumbalaya parties, I love you too. Especially when you are made by someone other than me, like Tricia. Mmm, southern things.
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Sacre bleu!
Jerry Orbach was the voice of Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast!
Now I am having a sudden horrible flashback to a Valentines Day in elementary school when I sat at my desk with a box of those Beauty and the Beast valentines and carefully picked out all the Lumieres because they were the "crappy" ones. I gave them all to the kids I didn't like when I ran out of the "good" ones, like Belle or even that ottoman that was a dog. Barking furniture got more respect from me than Jerry Orbach did.
I tell you what, if I had Law & Order valentines here in front of me today, and it was Valentines Day, you better bet your ass the smelly mean kids would not be going anywhere near my Lenny Briscoes! I would hoard those things like gold. I would reserve them for my best friends in the entire universe, that one guy I had a crush on, and maybe the pope. Because valentines always have cheesy puns on them to match the picture, Lenny would probably be grabbing his lunch from a street vendor and the message would say "Valentine, you are one hot dog!" Yeah. That would be so cool. Jack McCoy's message would probably be a very long pun in the form of a closing argument. I would give those to the smart kids.
Accept my most heartfelt apology, Jerry Orbach. Because I love you.
Jerry Orbach was the voice of Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast!
Now I am having a sudden horrible flashback to a Valentines Day in elementary school when I sat at my desk with a box of those Beauty and the Beast valentines and carefully picked out all the Lumieres because they were the "crappy" ones. I gave them all to the kids I didn't like when I ran out of the "good" ones, like Belle or even that ottoman that was a dog. Barking furniture got more respect from me than Jerry Orbach did.
I tell you what, if I had Law & Order valentines here in front of me today, and it was Valentines Day, you better bet your ass the smelly mean kids would not be going anywhere near my Lenny Briscoes! I would hoard those things like gold. I would reserve them for my best friends in the entire universe, that one guy I had a crush on, and maybe the pope. Because valentines always have cheesy puns on them to match the picture, Lenny would probably be grabbing his lunch from a street vendor and the message would say "Valentine, you are one hot dog!" Yeah. That would be so cool. Jack McCoy's message would probably be a very long pun in the form of a closing argument. I would give those to the smart kids.
Accept my most heartfelt apology, Jerry Orbach. Because I love you.
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Monday, September 13, 2004
The Beatles used to say all you need is love. I think this is true, even though a place to live and some chocolate breakfast cereals are good once in a while too. Therefore, I hereby declare this Love Week. Every day I will proclaim my love for a different special someone who needs more lovin'. Here we go.
Gary Dourdan, I love you.
Gary Dourdan, I love you.
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Ba da da da da da da da daaaaaa! Its me!
I know you were worried. Also, jealous. I'm a busy gal so check out the highlights!
I have...
Fallen in love with Los Angeles freeways. They are better than Utah ones. People merge here.
Watched a crazy man scream at a phone booth
Started school (yeah!)
A teacher who played Iago in Othello on Broadway and wears kickass Pumas, even though he is 60
Eaten my first White Castle Hamburger
Been to Disneyland with The Kiwi
Read four plays and seen two
Signed a lease on a totally sweet apartment
and as of yesterday, I have discovered....
IKEA!
Tyler Durden would be so dissapointed. I have developed an almost religious case of the IKEA Nesting Instinct. Oh, the delicious furniture goodness! It's mod! It's inexpensive! It's bland! It's quirky! It is Swedish and has names like the Flagenmoorgenstold, which probably means absolutely nothing. Someone just leaned on a keyboard and printed out labels. IKEA is so so so so so rad, I might pee myself. But I won't. Because that would be bad for my big IKEA rugs shaped like dots or triangles or something that I will probably buy as soon as I have a job again. Hooray! Hooray for Swedish furniture!
I know you were worried. Also, jealous. I'm a busy gal so check out the highlights!
I have...
Fallen in love with Los Angeles freeways. They are better than Utah ones. People merge here.
Watched a crazy man scream at a phone booth
Started school (yeah!)
A teacher who played Iago in Othello on Broadway and wears kickass Pumas, even though he is 60
Eaten my first White Castle Hamburger
Been to Disneyland with The Kiwi
Read four plays and seen two
Signed a lease on a totally sweet apartment
and as of yesterday, I have discovered....
IKEA!
Tyler Durden would be so dissapointed. I have developed an almost religious case of the IKEA Nesting Instinct. Oh, the delicious furniture goodness! It's mod! It's inexpensive! It's bland! It's quirky! It is Swedish and has names like the Flagenmoorgenstold, which probably means absolutely nothing. Someone just leaned on a keyboard and printed out labels. IKEA is so so so so so rad, I might pee myself. But I won't. Because that would be bad for my big IKEA rugs shaped like dots or triangles or something that I will probably buy as soon as I have a job again. Hooray! Hooray for Swedish furniture!
